It's not the red hair. I like plenty of red headed actresses. I'm not jealous of their current or former sexy husbands. Though Tom and Brad are both very good looking, neither strikes me as particularly intelligent and that is a deal breaker in my book. The girls are welcome to them. It's not that they aren't good actresses. ( I refuse to call them actors. Get over it. Actress is a perfectly fine word.) After some thought I finally figured it out. It's how they carry themselves. Every move seems orchestrated and mechanical. They aren't genuine. They seem to be pretending to be somebody they aren't. All the while being overly interested in the reactions they get from people. Like a little girl showing off to a table full of adults. They have different styles though. Angelina is the bad girl and Nicole is the good girl.
Angelina's little leg move at the Oscar's is a perfect example of her style. She's always tries to be in your face and irreverent with her big pouty lips. It just ends up being weird and uncomfortable. In the beginning I liked her. Then came the nonsense about kissing her brother. Plus the way that she and Billy Bob flaunted their sexuality in front of everybody really turned me off. It seemed like such a show. The last straw was when she stole Brad away from Jennifer. Calm down....... I know you can't steal anybody who doesn't want to be stolen but a decent woman doesn't mess with someone's husband, period. Angelina just doesn't seem stable. I'd bet money that one of these days she'll go mad in a very public way. She'll just start cackling like a crazy she-devil and pulling her own hair out.
Nicole on the other hand puts on the demure, sweet and innocent act. She giggles a lot and bats her eyelashes. If it were in fashion to carry fans she would be seen holding one up to her face and fanning frantically, as if she had the vapors. Underneath all that gentility though I get the feeling like she could turn on you for saying the wrong thing. I can imagine her screeching before she goes off on a kicking-scratching-biting fit aimed at someone who's made her angry. She reminds me of a lady Jim and I used to share a house with. Sweet as brown sugar in front of others and then crazy as a loon when the visitors left. you can see it in her eyes. Tom knows what I'm talking about.
I consider myself lucky that neither of them chooses roles in comedy, science fiction, fantasy films or post apocalyptic films. It would be quite the dilemma for me.